Misadventures of a Rabid Wonder...thing

iguanamouth: -FLIES OFF INTO THE SUN-

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:52:16 -0400

iguanamouth:

-FLIES OFF INTO THE SUN-

gottacatchemall: [あの日]

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:50:50 -0400

gottacatchemall:

[あの日]

death-by-lulz: overhumor: What have you done?? This post has...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:49:43 -0400

death-by-lulz:

overhumor:

What have you done??

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

kaninchen-sovereign: pokemon-personalities: I had a dream...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:48:26 -0400

kaninchen-sovereign:

pokemon-personalities:

I had a dream where it was revealed that one of the sixth gen pokemon was an evolution for Bellossom and it looked like this
- Submitted by wabbyswablu

this is probably my favorite dreamed up pokemon oh my gOD

HAAGAHFG

I can’t stop laughing!

gottacatchemall: [御三家]

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:47:20 -0400

gottacatchemall:

[御三家]

death-by-lulz: #My excuse for not doing things This post has...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:46:24 -0400

death-by-lulz:

#My excuse for not doing things

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:45:13 -0400

hears noises at night: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:44:09 -0400

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
*laptop shuts suddenly down*: well fuck it's broken forever bye everything bye money

i-mpickingupthepieces: lackyannie: if you don’t reblog...

Sat, 04 May 2013 06:06:26 -0400

i-mpickingupthepieces:

lackyannie:

if you don’t reblog powerline im judging you.

EYE TO EYE~~

fuckingrecipes: fangirlstarship: nerdamongnerds: sord: ukidok...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:51:04 -0400

fuckingrecipes:

fangirlstarship:

nerdamongnerds:

sord:

ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)

1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)

3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)

1-2 Razors

Mix everything together in a bowl.

Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.

Shave your legs.

Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.

Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.

Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.

Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.

Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I just tried this and it feels so good I want to cry

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS THANK YOU TUMBLR

THIS FUCKING RECIPE IS A WONDERFUL THING. USE IT WHEREVER YOU SHAVE.

FACE? LEGS? IDK JUST SMUSH IT AGAINST YOUR SKIN AND REJOICE

This is very spoopy.

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:47:14 -0400

This is very spoopy.

tiefighters: We Broke Free 12” x 12” matte photo paper print -...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:39:28 -0400

tiefighters:

We Broke Free

12” x 12” matte photo paper print - $40 @Storenvy

Created by Andy Kittmer

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:26:30 -0400

zombiepunk77: welp im doing my part right now Gotta do my...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:21:12 -0400

zombiepunk77:

welp im doing my part right now

Gotta do my part here soon!

getoutoftherecat: cat, what are you doing? the TV isn’t even...

Fri, 03 May 2013 03:15:56 -0400

getoutoftherecat:

cat, what are you doing? the TV isn’t even turned on.

The cat is communicating with its clone through the TV portal.

anxietymachine: oliviatheelf: I never even knew this and I’ve...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:19:04 -0400

anxietymachine:

oliviatheelf:

I never even knew this and I’ve fed bread to ducks multiple times! D: Definitely reblog this so everyone knows!

Take care of your beloved duckies! No bread, ever. EVER.

cosplayrealm: Shishigami - Forest Spirit - Princess...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:18:49 -0400

cosplayrealm:

Shishigami - Forest Spirit -

Princess Mononoke

anxietymachine: oliviatheelf: I never even knew this and I’ve...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:16:43 -0400

anxietymachine:

oliviatheelf:

I never even knew this and I’ve fed bread to ducks multiple times! D: Definitely reblog this so everyone knows!

Take care of your beloved duckies! No bread, ever. EVER.

"No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun as men. A person..."

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 17:15:55 -0400

“No one is a slut. “Slut” is a made-up word to keep women from having as much fun as men. A person who enjoys sex is just a person and a person who is a virgin is also just a person and everyone should lay off each other’s sex lives. Retire the word “slut” please.”

- 20 Things We Need To Stop Talking About In 2013 (via anxietyanimal)

psychocereals: bubblejam: The incredibly intricate and...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:53:09 -0400

psychocereals:

bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.

ah, i used to own one of ellens sculptures and they’re even more stunning in real life!